459

Ah, now fame and fortune are mine

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Gregs mom

Well, this may really Greg's mom or just Greg having fun

Greggles the Clown says:
Hello, this is Greg

Zim says:
I gathered from the name

Greggles the Clown says:
Where do I know you from again?

Zim says:
Sagas

Greggles the Clown says:
Do I act good there?

Zim says:
What do you mean?

Greggles the Clown says:
Do I act inappropriate?

Zim says:
I don't think so

Greggles the Clown says:
How old are the people there?

Zim says:
Like 15-20

Greggles the Clown says:
Chase? Do I know you from school?

Zim says:
Nope

Zim says:
Just from Sagas

Greggles the Clown says:
I don't think I should be talking to people I don't know in person

Zim says:
That's what people say

Greggles the Clown says:
THis is not actually Greg

Zim says:
I would never have guessed.

Greggles the Clown says:
Are you being sarcastic?

Zim says:
Yep

Greggles the Clown says:
How old are you? May I speak to your parents?

Zim says:
I'm 16 and no

Greggles the Clown says:
Do your parents know what you do on the internet?

Zim says:
for the most part

Zim says:
I don't think my mom knows I look at porn

Greggles the Clown says:
And they don't mind?

Zim says:
She might mind the porn thing if she knew

Greggles the Clown says:
What about your father?

Zim says:
He's dead.

Greggles the Clown says:
So is Greg's father

Zim says:
Oh, maybe that's why I started talkign to him

Greggles the Clown says:
What do you mean?

Zim says:
How did his dad die?

Greggles the Clown says:
I don't want to discuss his death with you

Greggles the Clown says:
So may I please speak to your mother?

Zim says:
Nope.

Greggles the Clown says:
Why not?

Greggles the Clown says:
Are you really 16?

Zim says:
Yeah and really am

Zim says:
and why would you want to talk to my mom?

Greggles the Clown says:
To make sure she knows that you talk to people you don't know in person on the
internet

Greggles the Clown says:
Its very dangerous

Zim says:
How so?

Zim says:
What are they gonna do to me?

Greggles the Clown says:
they could trick you into meeting them and hurt you

Greggles the Clown says:
there are a lot of sick people out there

Zim says:
I don't think they could

Zim says:
I wouldn't meet someone I met off the internet

Zim says:
If you really are Gregs mom (I have my doubts)

Zim says:
Then you're just stupid for thinking every single kid that plays a game on the internet
is gonna meet people in real life that they meet online

Greggles the Clown says:
I think you don't understand that I am trying to help you Chase

Zim says:
I think you don't understand I'm not stupid.

Greggles the Clown says:
It does not mean your stupid

Zim says:
If I meet someone online and then meet them in real life it makes me stupid.

Zim says:
So, any other nuggets of knowledge you wanna drop on me?

Greggles the Clown says:
Did you know

Greggles the Clown says:
that 3/4 children who are actively on the internet socialize with sexual predators

Greggles the Clown says:
and don't even know it!

Zim says:
Did you know; eating an apple wakes you up more in the morning then a cup of coffee

Greggles the Clown says:
No I didn't actually

Zim says:
Greg told me that one

Greggles the Clown says:
But I really don't apreciate your sarcastic tone

Greggles the Clown says:
well Greg is a smart kid

Zim says:
I've noticed when I've talked to him

Greggles the Clown says:
Do you speak sarcastically to your mother as well?

Zim says:
Yup

Zim says:
I don't treat anyone differently

Zim says:
Unless they are black

Greggles the Clown says:
That is disgusting

Zim says:
I know I hate them too

Greggles the Clown says:
I only dislike mexicans, because they all come here illegally

Greggles the Clown says:
Black people have done nothing wrong for our society

Zim says:
Except the crime huh?

Zim says:
Did you know; 9/10 black people are in prison?

Zim says:
My bad

Zim says:
7/10

Greggles the Clown says:
I highly doubt 70% of all black people are in prison

Zim says:
Yeah I said it wrong

Zim says:
70% of all prisoners are black

Zim says:
But that number is going down daily

Zim says:
Those wetbacks are taking over the crime

Zim says:
So a bunch of them are going to prison now

Greggles the Clown says:
I can't stand mexicans, they are taking over this country

Zim says:
Me either

Zim says:
I'm gonna show you a youtube video of what I like to do to mexicans

Zim says:
It's only about a minute long

Greggles the Clown says:
I do not really dislike mexicans, I think it is horrible that you do

Zim says:
What's your name?

Zim says:
Is it Candy?

Greggles the Clown says:
Yeah, Candy Strokes, how did you know?

Zim says:
One time Greg pulled a "prank" on this kid Ben and he pretended to be his mom and said her name was Candy

Greggles the Clown says:
Well my name really is Candy

Zim says:
How old are you?

Greggles the Clown says:
41

Zim says:
oh

Zim says:
would you consider yourself a MILF?

Zim says:
Or are your tits and ass too saggy?

Greggles the Clown says:
a milf?

Zim says:
A Mom I'd Love to *Bleep*

Zim says:
MILF

Greggles the Clown says:
That is disgusting chase

Greggles the Clown says:
no I am not a milf

Greggles the Clown says:
I've been single for 6 years

Zim says:
So you're saying you're ugly?

Greggles the Clown says:
I am saying that I didn't want a relationship to interfere with my parenting

Zim says:
I like girls that look like this http://media.photobucket.com/image/hot%20g...382cca.jpg?o=59

Zim says:
Too bad I only know a few girls that that though huh?

Zim says:
All of them have boyfriends too

Greggles the Clown says:
you stay away from my son

Greggles the Clown says:
THis conversation is over

Zim says:
Okay Greg                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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